How about the fact that his Instagram is called PRINCESTAGRAM?!

Forgive me if this black bitch does not cry tears for entitled white men feeling disenfranchised. We have been getting squeezed by crappy new voting rules and have been getting purged from voter roles entirely for quite some time now - but you want to cry because of this very old rule that requires you to get off of…

Am I here in time for the Bernie Butthurt?

Bernie supporters are passionate and engaged. Hillary supporters are passionate and engaged. As a longtime New York democrat, I never thought this was going to end differently here. We elected her to the Senate twice, the second time in a landslide. She was a fabulously effective legislator for NY, it would have taken…

#blacklipsmatter

I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. You forget yourself.

God, you’re just never satisfied, are you? <3

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

This is why I get angry when people say that these kinds of conspiracy theories are “harmless.” No, they vilify victims and their families and then send their rabid dogs after them. It's inhuman and revolting.

To me Bernie Bro doesn’t mean male. It means someone who can’t accept that someone else may not support their candidate and has to tell them all the reasons they’re wrong not to at all possible moments. You know, pretty much being that ass in school that nobody likes.

Little miffed that Lin hasn’t thanked me yet tbh

How disposable do you have to think women are that you can dump female leads from their shows?

Just don’t do what all those Bernie supporters did in Wisconsin, which was stand in line for hours to vote for Bernie, but ignore the rest of the ballot and thereby allowing the conservative state supreme court justice to win over the liberal supreme court justice. Down ticket races matter.

Ellie:

Count-down to Bernie Bros telling us Bernie’s being carrying around a tiny pot of mayo for 40 years.

I made this Hamilton meme and was proud of it so I figured I’d share it with the Jezzies!

same, random but i wish that someone would buy that building on the other side of franklin that houses a bunch of old crap and turn it into something

People should stop slapping on the tag “tiger/bear/shark/chimpanzee whatever else whisperer” on themselves or others. It’s nothing but a ridiculous false belief that wild animals can be brought to heel and be befriended. In some cases, it lulls the “whisperer” into a false sense of security, like that guy who decided…

It’s still the place to go. They’re doing a lot of web sales and stuff now, plus the vinyl boom, so I fully expect them to survive into the digital age.

Haven’t been to The Electric Fetus in nearly twenty years. Minnesota represent! They don’t make them like that anymore.