“Some of the word’s detractors seem to misunderstand what it actually means.”

“I also bet if they just shot you a pointed “no” on day one, you totally would have dropped it and moved on.”

I think you people who strive to avoid all human contact and want nothing more than to live on your couch in your Snuggie shoveling salt and starch and oil into your mouth are pathetic. Having said that, this is _exactly_ the right advice for such people. Because, while I can still manage a modicum of respect for my…

As a member of the Piers Gaveston Society and aspiring Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I’ve put my willy in enough farm animals for one lifetime, thank you very much.