“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

A chubby guy who likes to stir up controversy with bombast, a dismissive attitude towards neighboring countries and seemingly fantastical accusations of unfairness is exactly the guy you’d expect to Make América Great Again.

Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.

Calling this “chanting” is pretty despicable, guys. You’re purposely trying to make this more than it is. The girls are really dumb here but they’re just singing a popular song.

Fun fact: That leaping gentleman is the current United States Secretary of Energy. He oversees U.S. policy on energy and the handling of nuclear materials, including nuclear weapons.

One ended up in Sacramento.

Yeah I was waiting for the sentence about them being from South Florida or something and it just never came.

The whole premise of this article seems...off. Are we supposed to feel bad for the Knierims? Proud of them for skating in a circle well after watching the news? I expected them to be from Parkland, or something. I’m sure a lot of NBA and NHL players had a similar experience this evening.

Typical libtards getting triggered just because children are dying in easily preventable ways

Yeah but, “if there is a deeper meaning to it all” maybe god wants him to careen into what he knows at 80 MPH.

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

Margraves: “Your Honor, can you grant me 5 minutes alone in a locked room with this...demon?” 

I apologize if I gave off the impression that I disapprove of hookers, strippers, drugs, or most importantly, paying off players.

Somewhere there’s an alternate universe where Lynch gets the ball and fumbles, followed by years of complaining that the Seahawks should have trusted their Super Bowl winning QB with the ball.

That play was entirely on Russel Wilson. Passing the ball is the right thing to do there, if it fails, you still have a chance to run. If you run and it fails, the game is over. Your QB just needs to know that they have to throw the ball away quickly if it’s not there, to avoid a sack or an interception. You could…

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

“Rewards and other perks are nice, I guess” 

I think you’re underselling the rewards. Flying my whole family to Asia and coast to coast in the US multiple times for about $100-200 per trip is more than nice.

That wouldn’t do shit. Surge pricing might work, though.