It’s a good thing you provided evidence to support your assertion. If you hadn’t cited peer-reviewed studies, I could rightfully point out that you’re full of shit.

Anybody who watches/participates in NASCAR is willingly and willfully destroying the environment, and sacrificing the ability of our species to survive. Every single one of these morons should be killed for their stupidity.

No, the problem is that this idiotic organization has lent any credence whatsoever to any religion at all. We will never advance as a species until the idiotic "people" who practice religion are silenced or in some other way eliminated.

Yes, prayer is bad. Mollifying idiots through imbecilic ritual stunts the intellectual growth of our species. We will not - and can not - advance until the morons who deify their imaginary friends are silenced.

Is there some way we can inflict a Fringe-like brain melting attack on the pieces of human garbage that waste their time participating in/watching NASCAR? I have a feeling the average IQ of the nation would increase by about fifty points if we could do that.

You know what? I’d buy that. The Disney Princess lineup is sorely lacking a grouchy Jewish member. Bernie would scratch that itch, at least temporarily.

As if there were ever any doubt that Bernie was the next Disney Princess.

See, these pictures sum the election up completely. On the one hand, we have a group of anti-Americans, represented by this orange troglodyte in an overpriced yet still ill-fitting suit, being openly attacked by the symbol of our country.

I’m not normally one to put much faith in omens, but if the Democratic party doesn’t end up nominating Bernard Sanders, they’re asking for trouble.