The only notable brown people remaining on our offense are the running backs

Johnathan Taylor Thombrady

And small hands. Welker dropped that pass because of his babby hands.

I once witnessed a guy peeing into a balloon in the balcony at the old yankee stadium dropping it onto the head of a little kid with a Red Sox hat. You might have been his revenge.

I so wish I got to hear the “should we go black face?!” debate.