Aaron Rodgers doubts we landed on the moon.

Daunte Culpepper was a good QB for a time because his one skill (hucking the ball a country mile) fit nicely with Randy Moss' ability to outrun anybody who was covering him. But he was not a great QB.

Thankfully, Teddy is proving the haters wrong this year with improved arm strength and more down-field volume. What's that you say? Vague throwing shoulder injury? Held out of pre-season game? Has barely thrown passes since? I'm sure it'll be fine.

If you had that man's riding gear, that'd likely also be the case.

His Special Teams coach just needs to clear this kid's mind. A joke might help. Something along the lines of nuking an island full of gay people until it glows.

Eh, right field needs a warm body on every squad.

I want to know the story behind that lone sweat stain on Fitz's jersey. Does he have a sweaty belly button?

Why are you so bad at Toaster Strudeling?

This is the only correct answer. The movement, in all honesty, is very cheap and keeps time pretty poorly. But, unless you're going to spend actual, honest to God money on a watch (ie, at least a few grand at the minimum, likely much more), there's no point spending more than $100.

This is the only correct answer. The movement, in all honesty, is very cheap and keeps time pretty poorly. But,…

How was IronWill not considered?

“We abducted millions of Africans and forced them into hard labor for generations and generations. These other nations just need to get their shit together and do the same!"

So is the company as a whole feeling the Gawker shit today, or do the Gawkerites feel worse than the writers of the other sites? What I'm asking is, 3 months from now are you going to throw shade at a Hamilton boxing post about Gawker going under?

So like, 5 months then?

Yeah but, also that Bear post about the Chinese bear eating the monkey.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Heyyy! We found a buyer!

Rocking pearly-white New Balances.

You mention that they used to do a cheek swab for chromosome testing, but that was done away with due to there being issues. What were the issues? Were they not reliable?

front to back, back to front, wet wipes vs. standard dry TP, or even weird bastards like me who time their movements to coincide with their morning shower (and therefore, TP is rarely used).

Others have pointed out how this is a misguided belief. I’ll just add that online identity is one of Microsoft’s key pivots in enterprise, and something they bank on (pun intended) leveraging to continually move their customers into the cloud. On-prem AD is the largest organizational ID in the world, and they’re…