Seen a lot of disturbing sports injuries in my life. This is pretty mild on paper. But my goodness, the expression on his face, the floppiness of his head and the way it moves...just stomach churning.

We have world class training, world class doping, or some combination of those (my money is on the combo).

Wait, Rom contributed?

Married (which probably explains why I’m so happy being in the first camp). But your fiancé sounds like the type of person I'd love to be casual acquaintances with, and subsequently never hang out. Congrats on the forthcoming nuptials!

I’ve taken this advice my whole life. Eventually, one of two things happen:

Eh, I grew up in the Midwest, and don't give a shit about college football (or college athletics in general). Lots of folks just don't give a shit about inferior talent.

Yes Giants fans, I don't give a shit about your shit team. Neither do most people. Yes, I was rooting for you that night too, and was very happy the Patriots lost. And yes, you were major, historical underdogs. But my goodness, perhaps even a modicum of self-awareness would have prevented that sentence from being the…

I do really in-depth reviews of cars for my YouTube channel. I have like 2MM subscribers. Well, not cars per-se, but die cast toy cars. And, I mean it’s not 2 million. It’s just 2. And it’s not a YouTube channel, it’s just me buying toys for my kids and talking to two entities that don’t really know how to talk yet.

It's a hell of a thing, it really is. But even if I was a hardline, down-the-ballot conservative (which I'm deff note), I don't know how I could sleep at night voting for that orange nightmare. So, if it's close in my state, Hills gets the nod. If she's comfortably ahead in the polls, some throw-away third party…

2000 was the only year (and my first election) where I voted for the actual Repub nominee. Every other Pres election I've voted third party. Pres Bush was awful and I regret voting for him, but I don't regret not voting for Gore.

His candidacy is making me rethink relationships with friends and family. And I consider myself to be a conservative, politically speaking. It astounds me how I've seen friends and family light up Facebook getting behind this buffoon. If you would have told me 2 years ago that I would be voting for Hillary in this…

Have you seen his wife? That's the best thing he's ever done.

If only Microsoft had a proprietary email platform with toolsets built in to prevent this type of data loss. Or the capability to put, oh, let's say rights on emails to manage who can get them. You know, sort of like Dataloss Prevention and Rights Management.

Watched The Martian for like the 12th time last night on HBO, and I teared up when Johansen radios back to Houston that they secured Watney. I was all alone and I was embarrassed for me.

You raise an excellent point. Where is the Donald Trump dick pic?

Trolling or serious, this comment gave my inner PFT commenter a raging erection.

Australians think both.

The asymmetrical doors throw me for a loop.

This is how serial killers start life.

Neat!