Nice Veloster dude.

Wishes him well in the competition. I mean, this is objectively true...the show is a competition. And yet it is pretty damn savage when you read it.

Yes! Not only do I think most athletes are ‘juicing’ (in that, taking banned substances for one reason or another), I 100% don't give a shit.

A+ humblebrag at the end.

I agree, though I think Steve has that look due to his brain being concussed into tapioca.

I can't think of another time in my life where I've had this desire, but I would have loved to see how badly he demolished a toilet after this kinda meal.

In many cases, it's more than $200K per year, and it absolutely outpaces the housing market if you're not completely unhinged when it comes to money management.

Pretty similar story here. Sticker of well over $20K, pick it up for around $13 (before tax). The Civic Si, the ST, the GTI, hell even the Forte 5 SX, they’re all better cars. But they’re all at least $4k (Forte) to $6K (Focus) more expensive. They’re not thousands of dollars better.

It is surprising to me that, after all these years, they haven't increased the size of the Pringles can and by extension, the base Pringle size. Doritos are more popular...they increased their chip size when I was a kid. Pringles can too.

This is why I bought an Elantra GT instead of a GTI or FoST like my heart wanted. Too much damn money to plunk down, when cheaper options that are pretty damn good are available.

Your wife is a bobcat?

I read this initially as "How to pick a fight with a baby". Hardly seemed adequate.

They didn't have 27 minutes to repeat every name from the past few years.

One of these two individuals has been doing the hate thing for much longer.

This guy right here...

Stop it.

Even passive-aggressive bitches can be one of the five greatest players of all time.

Nah, fuck the Patriots. My memory is fuzzy, but wasn't the Broncos team where Peyton broke every record on Earth a few years ago statistically better than them? Not that it mattered in the end for that year's team, either.

That would depend on how interested The Revolution is in S&M.

You should have gotten a business degree. All you have to learn is Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs 37 times and say “synergize” alot and you’re pretty much walking across that stage. Find a way to contribute a lot during class, and you'll have a fancy gold rope around your neck.