This guy right here...

Stop it.

Even passive-aggressive bitches can be one of the five greatest players of all time.

Nah, fuck the Patriots. My memory is fuzzy, but wasn't the Broncos team where Peyton broke every record on Earth a few years ago statistically better than them? Not that it mattered in the end for that year's team, either.

That would depend on how interested The Revolution is in S&M.

You should have gotten a business degree. All you have to learn is Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs 37 times and say “synergize” alot and you’re pretty much walking across that stage. Find a way to contribute a lot during class, and you'll have a fancy gold rope around your neck.

Or get a Business degree at a liberal arts university! Best...or more likely, most adequate, of both worlds!

Got my '14 GT for just under $14k new (base model), with tax. The rebates are insane on them.

I have a 2014 with the ~180hp engine (by Korean standards, so I doubt it actually makes that much) and I agree. That car with about 200 hp and 200 torque would be a fun little commuter that can do just about anything you want without getting you into too much trouble.

...says the out of shape, uncoordinated internet writer.

Why does Iguodala look like a put-upon 1940's father of 4 who just finished a long day of bricklaying?

Sooner or later, the San Andreas Fault will spread the wealth into the Pacific, so it'll all equal out.

You can appreciate and marvel at and be thankful for a team and still hate their fucking guts. These aren't mutually exclusive camps.

Bugs becoming a staple protein source? I can't say I'm Giri about the idea.

Also Harambe sounds like a delicious dish of some vague ethnic origin.

I'm not sure I'd even list Klay Thompson in this article. It's like hating a toaster that can toast 8 slices of bread at a time, or being mad at a really excellently built wrench.

You have a good and smart cat.

I signed up for a Google account (even though I generally don't like Google and have avoided it for years) simply to subscribe to this guy's channel. His videos are amazing. I have no survivalist bone in my body, and on the surface it seems like his videos cater to that. But it's more of a living experiment in…

You have no idea.

As a dairy-intolerant person, I’mma quick rank the alternatives: