Thankfully Chris Thompson now works at Gawker, so feel free to change your Burner account to Miserable Shitehawk.

Might I recommend flying on major holidays? Just flew with my lil guy and wife on Easter, and neither flight was even remotely full.

Yes! Stay in the city fellow millennials! The suburbs suck! Stay away from them at all costs. Especially properties that are greenspace adjacent, in a good district and easy access to the interstate. You definitely should not be looking at those. Trust me.

Give me ALL of the bacon and eggs that you have.

I went into buying my car with the mantra of ‘buy a model 3-4 years old to ensure the deprecation cliff was jumped by some other sorry SOB”. Then I realized that my $20K car new, with rebates, would only cost $13K, or roughly the same amount used ones were going for on the market. Depreciation rates are calculated off…

I’m always fascinated by people who buy the GLI. I've driven one and it's really good! But I still don't see why you'd get one over a GTI. Care to enlighten me on your still very good car choice?

Portland and Seattle are going to fall into the ocean? Because earthquakes?

I still think he should have just reached out and tapped Ginobli with the ball. That's a Technical on Ginobli, if I'm not mistaken. Though there were only about a half dozen fouls on that play, so I'm not sure it would have mattered.

Hate to break it to you, but so did the food in that meal.

3/4th's recline on the couch, TV going in the background, porn on the phone...that's the setup.

Don’t underestimate the Scandinavian population's influence on this. As a Scandy, we have such a horrible culinary background, that mayo seems like a good idea.

I haven’t had BK or Mickey D’s in about a decade, but ate at these places pretty consistently growing up. I’ve never had a Big Mac or Whopper. I always got chicken sandwiches or chicken nuggets. Now I make my own Big Mac sauce for my burgers at home, but the ship has sailed. I'll never know!!!

Godspeed to you sir.

I came.

If you don't buy random things on Amazon, how is Shep going to afford to buy random things on Amazon!?

Well since it was the first transgression of this abortion of a sequence, it should have been called and negated everything that came after. As someone who hates the Thunder, I think they deserved that win.

That's just eat. He eats pounds of cod a week and actually craps out fully formed, sentient cod that go back into the ecosystem.

It’s terrifying to you and readers like us because we congregate here in our shared Adequacy. There is nothing adequate about The Rock. He pisses excellence and craps achievement.

Ah yes, here is where Brzostek decided that Crossfit would become a regular part of his life, so he signed up for a year at his local 'box'. It's worth noting the history of physical culture in America started back...

I always like to root for the guy who looks like the guy you'd underestimate at the Y on a Thursday afternoon.