Pullman’s speech before the final battle...I've seen it dozens and dozens of times, but it still gets me jacked up and a little teary-eyed.

It’s hard for me to take any of your takes seriously after your rant about prestige TV.

Actually a good number of people in my area have...I dunno, moss-lawns? They encourage the moss to grow by adding certain rocks and feeding it, and it actually looks pretty cool most of the year (if basically non-functional). Of course in the summer it turns to brown ugliness, but it matches the dead lawns.

Moving from the Midwest to the Seattle area, I figured lawns were going to be amazing! There is light to moderate rain all the time! 5 years later, I’ve discovered that it doesn’t actually rain all the time...come June, there won’t be a drop for 3-4 months. Further, the soil naturally doesn’t hold water (especially if…

Not to mention the steroids.

Raph REALLY needs to slow down his speech and enunciate. Good stuff otherwise.

I've not gotten high. I like walking around with a quiet and smug sense of superiority.

Most of fly over country, $15 an hour would be relatively livable. Sure you’d probably not have a nice car or a great apartment, but you’d hardly be poor.

Gran Turismo and Forza.

You misspelled "Sokovians"

You ever feel like your politics don't mesh with that of your employer?

Read the whole thing thinking “it takes more than adequacy to get through something like this". Your last paragraph really tied it back perfectly to the subsite.

Yeah that’s the other problem: I can’t go back. My gums are healthier now, even if my body had fooled me into thinking things were better before.

Flossing is such a bastard. I went my entire first 24 years without doing it more than a handful of times. 2 cavities in my entire life, so it didn’t cause too much issue. Dentist challenged me to floss, so I decided ‘what the hell, takes a few extra minutes’. Now? I haven’t skipped a night since, because my gums will…

What's your goal for the Saturday diarrhea?

Was The New Adventures of Old Christine a popular show, to the point of her character being iconic? I didn't watch, and therefore completely forgot about it, but I'm hardly the barometer on what's popular.

I hate the Patriots. But honestly, that team is probably the greatest in NFL history. Other teams could be plausibly argued, but it sure as shit isn't the friggen Dolphins.

I like your style.

At first reading, I took this to be a very truthful and disarming statement. “Oh, okay wow, that was refreshing!” Then it hits you that he basically admitted to raping her...

Issaquah?