Especially to not pay bills.

Damn you all and your subsites!

As neither a Catholic or a Jew, I want to get the Hebrew perspective on the Pope's yarmulke game. Too big? Too showy? Not showy enough?

Thank you for the baseball love. As a newish father, it’s one of the few sports I could see bringing my family to and enjoying the outing. It's the perfect live sport for modern day smart phone users.

Deadspin staff...it seems like a lot of you (Burneko, Howard, Wagner, etc) write non-Deadspin stuff.

Ouch. I was way smarter. I just used my SSN. Nobody else had it! What are the odds!?

I had a longer, rambling reply about how MS has been in the ID game for years so it isn't shocking that they have a better policy (and likely better backend). But yours was better.

My guess here is that part of the disparity between MS and Sony has to do with their respective skillsets. Sony could absolutely change this if they wanted. However, Microsoft has been in the identity game in both the consumer and enterprise market for decades. They know this stuff inside and out, and their ID…

‘I.e.: my soul.’

I was going to say “holy shit, you think the average NFL fan can’t read or write!?”

Enjoy the Golden Age friends. We know the end is coming, but damn if all this horsepower doesn't make me forget that for a short time.

Bullies invariably try to be nice to their targets afterwards. Rarely is it out of remorse, but likely out of selfish desires to try and minimize their penalty.

Dying. This is great.

So you get that one raped the other. Is that what doesn’t sit right? Or that they sentenced the rapist to prison time?

Well, it is victory. Those homeless individuals can take advantage of the program any time they want, so in that sense, they are not homeless. That they choose not to shouldn't diminish the claim.

You misunderstand: for me, spending that kind of money on a car is insane.

I know what you mean about the overwhelming part. I lost all sense of how to play the game and just kept running after him because I felt super powerful. Which was a recipe for constant failure.

You and I have a different definition of 'cheap'.

Not only did you correctly assume I didn’t read your other two write ups, but you pegged the reason I didn’t as well. For the hat trick, you wrote this headline in a way to get me to click on the story, and wrote a story interesting enough for me to be happy I spent the time reading it.

One thing, at least in the Seattle market, they’ve been pushing hard is their ‘cheap’ $599 and $699 lease deal. Which is insane to me to begin with because I’m a cheapskate, but for a lot of folks in that market, it's attractive.