Kamikaze pachyderm

I’m bracing myself for a 45-point Lebron explosion in game 2 to even the series followed by 3 straight days of “heroic, gutty” hot takes or the cavs dropping the series followed by a whole summer if “Lebron needs superstar teammates” hot takes. At this point, the only thing we can do to prevent the take-ocalypse is…

No one even gets excited. They're almost annoyed. This must happen a lot. Lebron made a full-court shot? I took a shot this morning. So what?

Same name as your brother? That stinks.

me neither. Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time? #anchortruther

Made a burner acct just to make a dqwell Jackson joke