STRONG E nuf 4 A MAN BUT Made 4 A WOMAN

It seems insane because it is really not true. Universities in the US will not kick out or discipline a traumatized, victimized student because they went to the municipal/county authorities rather than university police. If an incident happens on campus (which this did not), there is a good chance that the university…

I need a job at the Gay Department of Justice. Where should I send my resume?

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

portrait of the narcissist as a sad old man

Replied the Seattle Mariners fanbase: "We have zero expectations for the Seattle Mariners. Any expectations we had are gone."

How long before we see health nuts munching on dirty diapers in order to cleanse their systems of "toxins"?

Ah shit... I guess I'm double fucked now.

I'd open my bifrost for him any day:

Pro-Life Man Tries to Protect Chicken Fetuses with Gun

Living deep in the bible-belt and being a 30-something, vagina-having, marriage-free, childless, world traveling, home owning, sex liking woman with no plans to change any of those things, I get the "why buy the cow" comment quite often.

It can be a companion piece to my book How Many BJs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

She's stealing mine and Monsieur's book idea—Everything is a Competition and Sex is a Commodity: LaComtesse and Monsieur's Guide to Healthy Relationships

Jezebel, you ARE the media. You posted this story, and even if Lindy put a disclaimer saying it may be false, you still posted this and ran it as it were fact. And you and Gawker have done this before with other stories that turned out to be hoaxes. Try doing some research before you post a story that turns out to be…

What about the 50 shades bear? From the Vermont Teddy Bear collection.

[wipes drool from corner of mouth] "This dude is taking brining to a whole 'nother level."

I went to school with a guy named Rebecca. We called him Sunny, short for his middle name (Sunnybrook), mostly to differentiate him from his sister, who was also named Rebecca.

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?