Can we PLEASE start the Halloween true ghost story thread now? It's my favorite thing all year.

I’m with you 1000%. I also have ADD and I get really pissed when people joke about it. I’m especially sensitive to shit like this right now because my medication is all off. It’s started giving me headaches and interrupting my sleep. So my doctor is upping my antidepressant and taking me off adderall while I adjust to…

I mean, to each her own, I guess. I have always felt like you can’t really enjoy sex with someone else if you don’t understand how your own body works. And I think you can’t really understand your body if you don’t masturbate. But then I feel like you can’t tell someone how they should handle their own body and…

It’s also very hard when my boys love their toy kitchen and want new food for it. To be honest, I never noticed the blue on the boy aisles, but the pink is so bright, there’s no pretending that, at the very least, those toys are intended for girls. My youngest loves babies, but his only baby doll is an old one of mine…

Want to know why she doesn’t have an order of protection against the father? Because she applied for one, and this judge denied it.

thats awful, and I’m so you were able to help them. My boys are two years apart and I can’t even fathom putting them in a separate structure from me. Just... Never.

Right. There's a reason editors exist and it's because when you pour your heart and soul into a manuscript, you need outside eyes to see what it really is.

This needs so many more stars.

Exactly. I refuse to read this. She didn't want it published and she was clearly happy with where the characters ended up in TKMB. This is a bad draft and she evolved the characters beyond this. Just because, at one point, she felt it was done enough to submit to a publisher, doesn't mean this is what she would want…

Is lanolin bad? It is the main ingredient in most of the balms for nursing mothers. I used to put pure lanolin on after nursing because it is the most effective at healing chapped skin and it is actually safe to eat, so you don't have to wash it off before nursing again. At least, that's what I was told.

1. Nooooooooo! I have three of those I use all the time. Dammit!

Except no tWitch. What's up with that? I haven't seen it yet, but I'd rather see him than at least two of the dudes who were there (who I'd name, but I don't know who they are).

I don't know you, but I like you. The past day or two you have had some seriously stellar comments.

I'm convinced a Magic Wand will do that for anyone. It's amaaaaaaazing.

And then did you kill her? I would have killed her.

But HOW is she curly AT ALL? I had hair like hers in her childhood pictures and it turned wavy / almost curly after I had kids. Can you actually take straight hair and perm it to look like that? Does she have the best wigs ever? Why didn’t her stylist out her before now?

But

Ha! there’s a tl;dr at the bottom. I’ll give you the summary: you’re an ass.

You have to know that the timing of the video board and the bleachers are completely unrelated, right? The bleachers were delayed because the city dragged their feet fixing issues with the water main beneath the stadium. Construction couldn’t start until the city crews were done, and the city does not give a shit…