Pandora.

I presume "quickly settled the matter" means Osama went to traffic court, pled guilty to a nonmoving violation like a seatbelt ticket, spent a few hours in driving school instead of getting points on his license, and bought a Valentine One afterwards to save himself the hassle in the future.

Too funny. I didn't "talk down" to you, you merely perceived it that way.

Save of the Year, in my mind, requires some skill by the driver. Here it looks like he clips wall and then spins out of control. Car comes to a stop due to loss of momentum, not some skillful "save" by driver.

Make it lightweight.

Make it FUN.