Okay! Your husband has trouble with his charger because he puts his phone in his pocket and lint collects in the charging port! I know this because I have the same issue. Take a toothpick or compressed air or something and clean that sucker out, you’ll be shocked how much crap gets packed in there over time.

I have a feeling the reason the process is irreversible is because they shed matter, not shrink it. So they’re atoms and molecules are all normal sized. They are just small mammals now. Drinking the vodka would be like giving a dropper full to a mouse.

I know a couple seven footers and a few barely five footers. they could consume the same food with no problem. It’s all in portions. You eat less, so the food/drink lasts longer or can feed more.

Shots fired.

I browse Reddit occasionally, but Jalopnik gives a (mostly) curated stream of things I (usually) like with far less noise and commotion (especially when it’s Torchlopnik). I do the same thing w/ movie theaters: I could go see Big Awesome Movie for $$ when it first comes out at the super nice theater which will run it…

I don’t go to Reddit, I don’t go to PM, so I could give a flying fuck if this story or any other story was published there last night or last week. Jalop is a good place to find stories about motorized stuff and on a regular basis some good comment threads.

76 years old and going out in a high speed crash in a muscle car. I can think of worse ways to sign off.

Stuff like this is why I can’t take most of the speedrunning community seriously. They just hack and glitch their way their games. That’s just not very impressive to me. People who do legit speedruns on the other hand, are far more impressive. Of course, those people don’t anywhere near as much praise or publicity.…

RIP Whomping Willow

Plus you can’t direct message someone unless they are following you.

That and she knew Hilary was running for president, why would she even bring Clinton into this unless her intentions were more political than personal. The whole thing is shady as fuck and I wouldn’t be surprised if the girl was put up to this by someone else.

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

I don’t want to be near one. Driving with eyes closed is terrifying.

Hondabro has a real job now but hasn’t grown up.

Meh, thin versions please.

You will lose time, as I have. So much tiiiiiime. But playing against another human makes the game SO MUCH FUN!

Gwent has had its hooks in me since open beta started. It’s so well made and cdpr seems to be really dedicated toward making it as good as possible.

Simply unbolting the muffler on a modern car may give you a HP or three, but it will sound terrible.

That gif is straight Arrested Development.

When did Jason Bateman join CNN?