Looks like a joint to me. FAKE NEWS

That’s why I rarely fill out any customer service ratings. Because the employees likely get dinged if they get anything less than 5 (because every single experience is supposed to be exceptional or some bullshit) but doing a competent job is not the same as exceptional. Fully satisfactory should not be a punishable…

I never understood pool riding. The whole point of calling an Uber is expediency, not cost savings. From my experience, the time difference is at least 30 minutes more with pool riding and the cost savings is negligble. If cost is an issue, take the bus.

Right, and they actually made a big deal out of showing Sam finding a horn buried with some dragonglass. It makes me wonder if the initial idea was to use the Horn of Winter, and then it just got changed in favor of something that made less sense, but DRAGONS!, later in the process.

I dunno about you, but when a chopper flies over my place (fairly regular occurrence, we’re on a route Chinooks and Blackhawks take pretty often) I sprint outside to see what it is and show my kiddos, because helicopters are boss.

Technically, Godzilla is a kaiju.

If someone ran up to me and screamed, “Quick, tell me something about a car!” I would assume it was you and Jalopnik deadlines are no joking matter.

If you have pubescent children at home, they have likely dry humped half your possessions already.

I was gonna go with my usual Dead Orbit represent, then I saw how shitty the Titan armor is... and in New Monarchy. Sigh. FWC it is. WHY IS TITAN ARMOR SO SHITTY IN DESTINY 2

Wait...why go back? YouTube too stable?

Most people would argue that the “normal player” is YouTube.

A giant conga line of Dishonored 2 bodies

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Yeah, won’t fit in Monaco. Not that monstrosity. I bet it’ll fit in Djibouti though.

When Cabal has a crush on you...

I don’t understand stance culture. It’s like a crazy brief period in time where people somehow have no maturity but tons of expendable income to blow on expensive car parts and tires.

I was worried I’d be underwhelmed by that too, but I guarantee you the maps are all so big and detailed it will never actually matter to you. The world actually feels way bigger for being split up than it would if you could walk from one end to the other. As someone who cares deeply about immersion, I actually…

Jesus, how the hell did you fit the car into that spot without hitting the other cars?

Nah I stayed up for Xur this morning and talked to him. Didn’t get anything for it.

Hit a bump, run out of travel and bottom out. That’s perfectly safe, right?