Looks like a joint to me. FAKE NEWS

That’s why I rarely fill out any customer service ratings. Because the employees likely get dinged if they get anything less than 5 (because every single experience is supposed to be exceptional or some bullshit) but doing a competent job is not the same as exceptional. Fully satisfactory should not be a punishable…

I never understood pool riding. The whole point of calling an Uber is expediency, not cost savings. From my experience, the time difference is at least 30 minutes more with pool riding and the cost savings is negligble. If cost is an issue, take the bus.

I dunno about you, but when a chopper flies over my place (fairly regular occurrence, we’re on a route Chinooks and Blackhawks take pretty often) I sprint outside to see what it is and show my kiddos, because helicopters are boss.

If someone ran up to me and screamed, “Quick, tell me something about a car!” I would assume it was you and Jalopnik deadlines are no joking matter.

I was gonna go with my usual Dead Orbit represent, then I saw how shitty the Titan armor is... and in New Monarchy. Sigh. FWC it is. WHY IS TITAN ARMOR SO SHITTY IN DESTINY 2

Wait...why go back? YouTube too stable?

Most people would argue that the “normal player” is YouTube.

A giant conga line of Dishonored 2 bodies

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Yeah, won’t fit in Monaco. Not that monstrosity. I bet it’ll fit in Djibouti though.

When Cabal has a crush on you...

I don’t understand stance culture. It’s like a crazy brief period in time where people somehow have no maturity but tons of expendable income to blow on expensive car parts and tires.

I was worried I’d be underwhelmed by that too, but I guarantee you the maps are all so big and detailed it will never actually matter to you. The world actually feels way bigger for being split up than it would if you could walk from one end to the other. As someone who cares deeply about immersion, I actually…

Jesus, how the hell did you fit the car into that spot without hitting the other cars?

Nah I stayed up for Xur this morning and talked to him. Didn’t get anything for it.

Hit a bump, run out of travel and bottom out. That’s perfectly safe, right?

Yeah the analog clock thing in cars needs to go away. It’s a fucking car, not Big Ben.

Okay! Your husband has trouble with his charger because he puts his phone in his pocket and lint collects in the charging port! I know this because I have the same issue. Take a toothpick or compressed air or something and clean that sucker out, you’ll be shocked how much crap gets packed in there over time.

Shots fired.