This might blow your mind, but if you can set aside the cynical “they say it’s one thing, but I think it’s not actually that” mentality for a moment: it’s both.

 As are a lot of things that draw similar responses. There’s a phrase, something about birds and how you can kill more than one with a single stone? Whatever…

I am imagining it tasting like a crunchy menthol cigarette

Mass Effect Andromeda could have been something truly special. The idea of exploring a brand new uncharted galaxy that no one had ever seen before is a ripe opportunity for something truly unique and interesting. What amazing planets would be there to explore? What new races would we have to find and would we even be…

Exactly how many lanes was the so called ‘Smart’ car going to drift across, without signaling or showing any signs of cogent attention, before it got to its destination?

Is the contrast less jarring in person? Maybe it’s just me but if I look at these images for too long my eyes sort of start to hurt

I hate front license plates. I think they ruin the the look of the car. So I’ve never put a front license plate of any of my cars, ever, and I’ve never been pulled over for it. A lot of people don’t have front license plates in California.

“Conor Oberst discusses false rape accusation” is about as neutral and straight forward as you could have gotten.

A) You never know if you have recorded a clear shot of the license plate

Sometimes as a 30+ year old gamer, I don’t know whether I miss my free time that allowed me to play so many video games, or if I breathe a sigh of relief because I don’t have to deal with some of this stuff.

and not something disgusting like, say, eels. Eels are gross. Candy is not.

Right? Maybe if the train tracks were next to a nursing home....

Yeah it is definitely a blue privilege thing. I’m a white vet who’s never been in any trouble before and I guarantee you that I would have gotten a lot more than just probation. I would have gotten probably 4 years with a chance at parole after two. A minority would have been hit with felony distribution and maxed out…

Someone buys new Civic Type R without telling their SO.

Golf R

I’d love to see a Forester with 5 people and a dog race a 350Z to any speed.

This is like saying your boss ought to fire you anytime you go on vacation. Because the company managed to function without you for a couple of weeks, clearly you are unnecessary.

I’m gonna be that guy and point out the beef,lettuce, shredded cheese and sour cream crunch taco is not a traditional taco. It’s a burger with a structural twist. That being said, I do love me some Taco Bell.

Secretly I don’t like foot prints on my windshield

Thank you for posting this. Feet up on the dash (always women - 99.9%, my observation) is my biggest pet peeve. I see it way too often, typically on the highways.

Best time to play a video game: After work with a beer and a full bowl.