Exactly how many lanes was the so called ‘Smart’ car going to drift across, without signaling or showing any signs of cogent attention, before it got to its destination?

Is the contrast less jarring in person? Maybe it’s just me but if I look at these images for too long my eyes sort of start to hurt

I hate front license plates. I think they ruin the the look of the car. So I’ve never put a front license plate of any of my cars, ever, and I’ve never been pulled over for it. A lot of people don’t have front license plates in California.

“Conor Oberst discusses false rape accusation” is about as neutral and straight forward as you could have gotten.

A) You never know if you have recorded a clear shot of the license plate

Sometimes as a 30+ year old gamer, I don’t know whether I miss my free time that allowed me to play so many video games, or if I breathe a sigh of relief because I don’t have to deal with some of this stuff.

and not something disgusting like, say, eels. Eels are gross. Candy is not.

Right? Maybe if the train tracks were next to a nursing home....

Yeah it is definitely a blue privilege thing. I’m a white vet who’s never been in any trouble before and I guarantee you that I would have gotten a lot more than just probation. I would have gotten probably 4 years with a chance at parole after two. A minority would have been hit with felony distribution and maxed out…

Someone buys new Civic Type R without telling their SO.

Golf R

I’d love to see a Forester with 5 people and a dog race a 350Z to any speed.

This is like saying your boss ought to fire you anytime you go on vacation. Because the company managed to function without you for a couple of weeks, clearly you are unnecessary.

I’m gonna be that guy and point out the beef,lettuce, shredded cheese and sour cream crunch taco is not a traditional taco. It’s a burger with a structural twist. That being said, I do love me some Taco Bell.

Secretly I don’t like foot prints on my windshield

Thank you for posting this. Feet up on the dash (always women - 99.9%, my observation) is my biggest pet peeve. I see it way too often, typically on the highways.

Best time to play a video game: After work with a beer and a full bowl.

If there’s one thing that Jalopnik writers and commenters have hammered into my head over the past 2 years, it’s this; I do not have to buy a new car (and not rent property to David Tracey). Now that we’re in the market for a larger vehicle (newish kid, dogs), it’s really opened up more possibilities on our end.

Also to keep in mind?

I skimmed through this, but I didn’t see the step where you hum the theme song through the entire process.