FINALLY a pitcher or catcher gives a fucking report

Holy shit get over yourself.

The University of Missouri Law Enforcement division released a statement as well, stating they will not rest until they find a black student to arrest for providing the cocaine.

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

I don’t know that “brain surgeon” is quite the synonym for “intelligent” that you think it is.

Since I became president of FIFA, we have made FIFA a big commercial company.

I get the joke and yet I’m still thoroughly confused by your first paragraph.

“Cheating means someone loses.”

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Finally, something the NFL knows how to handle: assault.