Gah! No wonder he always wears suits! At least they cover his big fat but and belly. And to think he DARES make fun of women who aren’t perfect 10's. Sheesh. He’s like a -14.

I have never seen that second one and now I am scarred for life. At what age does a woman stop sitting on her fathers lap? In tiny shorts. While looking like she’s grinding a bit?

Why Ivanka? She's a fucking collaborator. There is no reason to feel bad for that privileged white woman who knows exactly what she's doing.

You could stop all acid attacks in India tomorrow if the guaranteed punishment for an acid attack was a bucket of acid over your head.

A good friend’s mother died of pneumonia when she was only 52 — in the car, on the way to the doctor she had avoided going to for the past few days (not kidding). Hillary has to take care of herself; pneumonia is no joke.

Note that pneumonia is a curable illness that will not impact her ability to effectively govern the free world.

I’m old so I remember when President Bush I vomited on the Japanese Prime Minister and fainted and when President Bush II choked on a pretzel and fainted. Sometimes people faint.

You know, I’m voting for Hillary, I’ve given her money, and I’ve volunteered for her. But after this, I think she needs to address the health issue head on, releasing her full records (and pressuring Trump to do the same). Otherwise the video of her being carried into the van could turn into her Mike Dukakis in the…

Everyone here likes to make fun of Breitbart for being an echo chamber, but it’s really the same at Jezebel.

I don’t care if she drops dead ten seconds after taking the oath of office. If they propped up her still-warm corpse and trotted it around the Whitehouse Weekend at Bernie’s-style she would still be a better president than Trump.

Which is a thing that has happened and the world survived. G.H.W. Bush puked on the Japanese prime minister in Japan.

That is what CJ does, she is the gossip queen of Minnesota and stirs shit up. Prince literally wrote a song about her.

Don’t you understand? You will never be the King of Gay. No queer person will ever be the King of Gay! I, a Good Straight Person, am the King of Gay!

what a weird/random piece. like most of it is about elizabeth being too generous with random musings about their friendship.

That’s not what I meant by my statement at all. I meant that as a young gay, much like many gay people before me, falling in love with my best friend helped me realize I was gay. That’s all I meant. Chill out.

“On paper, everything about their pact rails against a natural sense of order. Yet here they are, 14 years into what has become a very deep friendship; clasping hands, finishing each other’s sentences, Elias absentmindedly fixing Gilbert’s hair. (They met when Gilbert was sent to Elias for a “hair intervention”.)…

Sounds like Headland is still not familiar with the source material.

You’re on a post about a little boy who was raped and murdered and you’re most worried about internet commenters saying mean things about convicted sex offenders?

Fucking baby boomers invent scented body washes, market the hell out of them to the point people don’t think they can’t get clean any other way, and then change their mind about them and blame the younger generations for being so frivolous. Sounds right.

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