Submitted for the day’s “Damning with Faint Praise” award.

I use a small, handheld steamer for taking the wrinkles out of my clothes. It’s a lot gentler on them than a hot iron. It you practice with it a bit, you can do away with ironing completely.

This site is turning into Viz Top Tips.

Tiger-Cats?

I can just see the Whole Foods average customer - you know who they are - all mad that the “neighborhood” will be “changed” and “different” with the new low prices.

I didn’t even think about this angle, but you are right.

Yeah, I haven’t seen a single source bring up the obvious yet.... that Amazon is going to accomplish this the same way they do everything—by exploiting their workers.

Thanks, I just tried this. sprayed spit all over my computer monitors when it failed to work..

Also, stop having conversations. We been talking for 4 decades. We know you can talk. Now shut up and do.

Everyone knows how to google. Unless you’re asking me something that has not already been addressed by countless activists, bloggers/vloggers, and academics, then I’ma need you to STFU. I’m not doing the work for you. If you’re a genuine ally then I’m going to show you grace when you mess up, but it’s not our job to…

When a white person says this, what they mean is “how can I make 400 years of slavery and countless decades of racial oppression about me”?

Your interpretation is kinder than mine. I assume that when someone asks this question they have no interest in the answer. They’ve already gotten enough white ally cultural cool points from having “started the conversation” even if they don’t do anything beyond that, which they won’t.

I sometimes wonder if people don’t ask that question to get past on the bead for being special. It’s incredibly pretentious and only continues to maintain a dominant/subordinate relationship between white and POC. People know what to do. They just want praise for it.

Actually it’s better if you put bullets in your nose, Eh?

The submission element is there. As much as men wanna lie and say it’s not. That’s why you gotta be very selective. I’m more selective about head than regular sex. Because its a service that he could view in a way that is against my interests.

Brandammit, all I asked for this season was a little bright spot in the form of Torienne, but no, those fuckers can’t let us have anything nice. So we have to do it for ourselves:

I.....just wanted blue fire.

I have many regrets in life, but sitting atop the list is last Friday’s “I should get a Big Mac” decision.

His whole reaction to getting called out was everything.

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