Jam them with their own faith they claim to believe in:

There’s a fab comment on that tweet thread, saying “Stephen Colbert is a political satirist. You’re a frat-boy looking for brown people to jeer at.” In a nutshell!

Yep, if it’s satire what was he satirizing?

Bill O’Reily and Paul Cheung should meet and hash it out face-to-face. Perhaps in an neutral setting with a moderator:

The only thing he appears undecided on is whether to punch Trump in the jaw or in the nuts.

Lol. I really don’t think that guy was an undecided voter.

Watters is a journalist the way Billy Bush is a journalist.

Is it too much to ask that journalists have to pass a “I’m not a complete idiot” test of some kind before they’re allowed to go on the air? I realize we’d lose half* of the journalists overnight, but I still think it would be worth it.

This is not satire. People that use the satire defense don’t know what it means or assume other people don’t. They think because The Colbert Report is satire then you can just make a joke and say “oh but it’s satire.” It doesn’t work like that.

And what do we do when attacked economically?

It sounds to me like they were trying to pay her $150k for all episodes and not pay the higher rate of $165k for the subsequent season.

It’s a good thing North Carolina confines him to using the men’s restroom.

Or is he promising not to repeat being attracted to that particular young man?

I’m getting to the point where the religious saturation in this country is seriously going to make me go fucking insane. Especially with this new thing wherein Christians are feeling more and more persecuted simply because other people are finally beginning to experience the same fucking rights.

They should never have let the state economy become so dependent on a volatile non-renewable commodity which required massive subsidies to extract and causes permanent damage to land and water. That was unsustainable from day one. Now instead of funding windmills and solar panels, they’re gutting schools to maintain…

I’ve always wondered what the Republican response to their ultra laissez-faire economics would be, and now I know. Prayer’s not gonna cut it for me, sorry.

This is what you get when you freak out about gas prices instead of working on solutions for not using gas. This is what you get when you push your economy into an…

I love his implication that the fact that they were fed and clothed, in addition to not being (technically) directly employed by the US gov’t, somehow helps to counteract the fact that they were, you know, slaves.