Fix your fucking tie, doofus.

Listen, I don’t know if I agree or disagree, but Jizzblizzard is the funniest thing I’ve read in ‘19

Do you think white folks think she isn’t black? Are you serious?

I would way rather have hung out with Dukakis than Bush, Sr.

so you were really turned off by the look of her calves, I take it?

Anyone have like a definitive bullet-pointed list of Trump bigotry? I’d like to have it at my disposal. Off the top of my head, I’ve got the racist housing practices, the “i want jews to count my money,” the Central Park Five, everything about the wall, calling AA athletes sons-of-bitches,

911 what? Like a porsche? How does this feel like a porsche?

speaking of groin panic, don’t google fournier’s gangrene.

Pretty sure this post makes you a troll, though.

Or, and hear me out, maybe it was just bad intel like all the other planes on 9-11 that were totally fine in the end, and you just want to feel important and above it all, like everyone else with a conspiracy theory?

Bwest Costs?

No, it’s ok, all the lunatics on twitter know it is a false flag attack somehow, because they are stable geniuses.

She has cute freckles. ‘s all I got.

How do you know it’s true?

He ended up with Beatlejuice arms.

Crapo, Flake, and Sass(e)

There were a shitload of other countries involved in those fights, too. Also, only the wealthy in the US are the wealthiest. Have a look at our infant mortality statistics and tell me we live in the promised land.
And what do you mean by “robust”?

Lot of people being jailed unfairly and then executed for it in your neck of the woods? Where the fuck do you live?

Yeah, no shit. I usually include them in my poetry unit at school along with the bref double. However, it seems like a dumb-as-rocks pun when the assassin’s name seems like a (false) cognate of the word ‘villain.”
q.v. General Grievous or Jonnie Goodboy Tyler.
But, hey, thanks for the help.

The dude is so unfocused and distractable he can’t stand still long enough to be tailored. I’m a school teacher and I scrape the dough together to make myself more presentable than this clown.