Why didn’t he just levitate himself up a little bit so he didn’t smoke his batch? If the dark side feeds on rage, pain, etc., he should totally have been able to scoot up that slight embankment, hands/legs/balls or no-

HOLY FUCK YES

That still wouldn’t matter. Look at all the 9/11 truthers still at it.

“Axios” = ‘he is worthy’ in Greek, right? I seem to remember hearing this in an Orthodox service once. If that’s the case, he needs to rename that shit post-haste.

Seriously. Does he think he’s in Lonely Hearts Club Band?

I regret that I only have one star to give

How would that work, exactly? She claps her hands and he shows up? Give me a break.

I’ve got a bad feeling about that.

You don’t think maybe he had a minor case of it while also wanting to turn himself into a white woman?

There are no pictures there

Man those lip fillers. It looks like she put extra lips on her eyelids too. Is there a segment of the population that is attacted to what looks like a triple prolapsed face?

Doesn’t really explain his disposable nose, though.

How the shit do two goalies get into a mix together, and what is the point of getting in a fistfight if you immediately stop to see how the other guy is doing? (I know nothing about hockey, btw.)

Holy fuck, how many times did you post this misrepresentation?

Not actually how it went down, but glad to see the disinformation machine isn’t just stuck on “Hillary”

The contact lens budget on this film must have been enormous.

Awesome! Except Crow looks about as big as the exo suit from Aliens

So Jareth the Goblin King is a bridge officer, along with the Thing and the missing third Franco brother? Yikes.

Orgen Morrow?

Stupid song? GTFO. No wait, go to 4:28, listen, and then GTFO.