Anything before the Super Bowl Era tends to get swept under the rug unless you are talking about the last time the Browns or Lions were relevant.

That’s a pretty meteroic rise from his previous position as Assistant Defensive Coordinator at Penn State.

I still can’t wrap my head around Ben McAdoo being 39, because he looks like fucking garbage.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Broadcaster 1: It’s incredible how young this guy is.
Broadcaster 2: Yeah, and so incredibly talented.
Broadcaster 1: He really is. A real point of pride to have him in LA.
Broadcaster 2: Yeah, always great to have Tom Holland in attendance for these awful, awful games....AAAAAnd...Todd Gurley limps off the field.

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

*Watersportsgate

On the one hand, this story is probably bullshit.

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

alternate headline:

Poetry sucks.

Yeah, I love Walton, but he’s wrong: Marijuana should be a Schedule One drug. I’d like to schedule one right now!

Jay: “Hey, Siri. Call DEA.”

Every time I see him his eyes are smaller.

I haven’t seen (and may never watch) The Crown because I’m utterly ambivalent about the British royal family and don’t understand why we need to make so many movies and tv shows about them. There are other royal families out there. And non royal families as well. Similarly, I don’t care if Jackie is a great film as…

We’re in a race to the bottom and OH MY GOD IS THAT BILL PLASHCKE’S MUSIC?!?

To be fair, no one else in the world calls it Doctors Without Borders except Americans, and Americans within the organization also call it MSF/Medecins Sans Frontieres (full disclosure: I’m in the volunteer pool).

Totally on board with the pretentious asshat bit, though. I’m glad I muted it and only have to read about…