Fire Budenholzer and hire Mark Jackson? Both parties should be ashamed of themselves here.

As would be expected of any meeting of a group of diehard fans and a team executive, this one got slightly contentious

This is when he lost his players

Viper Scheele is the coolest fucking name in the world.

Shazam was the only thing that got me through Mandela’s death.

The Sinbad movie Shazam was way better anyway.

‘2016 is the worst’ is easily by far the worst and most tired take of 2016. bad stuff happens, y’all. thankfully we live in mostly peaceful technologically advanced nations and don’t have to suffer real life catastrophes on a daily basis.

Well, if that’s the case, that’s not very nice. Although, while I think it’s perfectly normal to mourn the loss of a favorite celebrity, I’m also a little bored and worn out by the aren’t-I-clever “fuck 2016" stuff, but whatever.

Huh?

Yeah, this year has been a motherfucker, but I’m confident that 365 days from now, we’ll be longing for good ‘ole 2016.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

Do you have access to those? Asking for a friend.

It’s just PR. DURANT is just another front running Douche who wants the easy way to a “ring”.

I believe the correct term is transitions.

That last one was a real headline, wasn’t it?

All those years working for House gave Tomlin a keen wit

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

Well, how’s life there under President Clinton?

Well, how’s life there under President Clinton?