So sticky.

That’s exactly it. I often steal hugs and kisses just because it’s fun, but I’ll also ask them from time to time for a hug, and if I can’t settle on a fist bump then I don’t press them.

No one is getting 34th trimester abortions wtf

He hasn’t changed his twitter profile pic in 3 years?

Black president 1

Black metal is reverse-Christianity

VR headsets that other sweaty people have slid across their faces for a price? Sign me up!

Because of course he does.

K

Worst.

Cause they gotta poop.

I just check my yahoo fantasy draft every 2 or so hours instead of watching NFL

This anthrax must be for Hillary.

Yeah but BESIDES those...

This is absolutely not true I pay my friends little brother to play civ for me he’s the first pro

(never mind)

I’m getting all nostalgic

Oh! Ok. ;)

Oh! Ok. ;)

What a turd.

I’m 100% certain Tarantino made From Dusk Til Dawn so he could drink of Salma’s foot