Hey viewers.

‘You see, i was walking through the woods the other day and these really tall Ren-Faire guys with high pitched voices appeared out of no where demanding I bring them a shrubbery’.

You have said exactly what I’m feeling.  I want to like it, but so far I’m kinda left feeling cold.

So....this reminds me alot of a FPS. I’m not sure on how to feel? It looks nice and exciting. Like a Deus Ex.

So then I should just never stop drinking and rely on the conservation of momentum.

Disqualified.

This just in....

Why the fuck did you respect this dipshit

Black Panther wasn’t even good for a superhero movie. Killmonger’s motivations were a mess, I still have no idea why he worked with Klaue, the entire final battle was just a disaster. 

trump can just say “yes I paid my maid to fuck me, then paid her off when she got pregnant” and there would be no repercussions. His supporters would increase their support, especially the ones that claim they are religious.

Black Panther was good but do people really consider it to be the best film of 2018? 

Look, I’m a huge MCU fan from the get-go (loyal Agents of Shield viewer here), but honestly, Black Panther was not Oscar-worthy and this is all a lot of noise about nothing. After all the hype and Brinks trucks rolling up to Disney’s house, it was really just an average origin story movie between two characters that…

I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

So they DIDNT use a go-cart?

How is it possible that sub-human horror can find its way to the peaceful communities of my upbringing?

If someone actually thinks the President called in, by accident, to a pre-recorded show, AVC deserves those clicks.

I mean, sure, we could have just said “some doohickeys get in the way of other doohickies,” but that’s not enough. You have a RIGHT to know WHAT doohickeys and HOW they move and WHY. Don’t fear knowlegde: embrace it.