I feel like the first few people downplaying this interview are plants or something.

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.

There’s a pretty funny answering machine message in an in-game phone about a guy who wants to run for office on a platform of shipping people who disagree with him to California and establishing a northern border wall or something like that that moves up one inch a year until all of Canada is annexed. So, sorry. No…

Every day at almost all times I carry a device made in China and keep it right next to my testicles. Do you think I should panic?

Yes. I’m white and this guy was a terrorist. Just turn it around—what if a black kid going through some kind of crisis targeted white people with bombs. Would the headlines avoid calling him a terrorist? Would the authorities try to explain and be compassionate toward his crisis? The idea is laughable. Even though,…

Well actually...

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As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

The World Cant

Show of hands who just KNEW he worked in Home Mortgage once you saw “Wells Fargo” in the header.

The dog is extremely unimpressed.

Bummer...I can’t believe an actual supergenius gave any time or effort to such schlock TV. Guess it just shows to go ya’- never meet your heroes

Does anyone really want to see that spaghetti scene in live action? It sounds pretty gross.

I fux heavily with this theory.

TBBT just rubs me the wrong way in its broad generalization and often extreme representation of it’s characters as a major part of the punchline, rather than it’s clever writing.

It’s only a terrible pun for not having a left arm, not some sort of manifesto against physically disabled people. =)

Yet another example of how Paralympic athletes excel. For the rest of us, Velcro is your friend.

Hst that’s your hangup, not his. So he has the advantage.

Don’t hate the player ... If young (but legal) women wanna hit it, then god bless.