Can we talk about how that Tropic Thunder is a black dude cosplaying as a white dude playing a black dude disguised as another dude?

A dude, disguised as dude, who was a dude that was disguised as another dude, who looks like that dude for real! Fucking epic. Just what I needed today.

They still eat guinea pig in Peru (source, I had one when I was there last May). I have no problem eating different kinds of animals, but I try to get meat that’s not factory farmed (also think it tastes better).

This article is quasi-hostile, but I think Ryan is in on the joke.

META gear solid

Pretty sure that Colonel Campbell could read anything and it would sound deeply ominous yet awesome at the same time.

As long as it wasn’t a fetus!

Goats have hands?

Simpsons did it!

I want to live where you live.

You’d think that these people would already know how to get in contact with their cousins and wouldn’t need a service for that.

I hereby declare Breath of the Wild the best Sonic game ever, it’s about time they made a good one.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

like constantly pressing “x” to try and get the damn thing to follow you

Yes. This is the better time to buy a console if you want to play great games. PS4 at launch had a small, mediocre software library. PS4 at the end of 2017 has a murderers’ row of great games, many of them exclusive. Even if the PS5 launched at the end of 2018 (it won’t), getting a PS4 now would be the right move. New…

I would settle for Pedophile Judge Roy Moore as a compromise. :D

But first let’s talk about parallel universes

I don’t get the hype behind this movie - The book was bad - Like real bad. I’ll admit I liked about the first 1/4th of it, there felt like there was some real development going on and interesting plots being built up trying to find the first key. . .But after that point?. . .It all fell to shit.

More often than not, though, Parker and Stone have fumbled when it comes to Garrison as Trump