Just let me get drunk. Life Liberty and the pursuit of good quality alcohol.

Fine by me

That’s gotta be it. I wouldn’t put it past this parasite to think that way.

Never forget

I WANT THISSSSSSS. Please.

At least give him a scar from the dollar store. Geez

too soon man. R.I.P.

They know the facts but for the sake of MEMEs they will act like the most absurd fake news are the truth. They will take that joke to the grave if they have to.

This is a fair consumer warning.

I had a sliver of hope that they would pull a Majora’s Mask on us. That was a mistake to have such high hopes.

Umm. Homer’s Odyssey (750 B.C.)

I eat mine medium rare. Just the right texture

You can’t have a negative opinion about Star Wars anymore. 

Sorry, but I cannot get behind the “Wear normal clothes and put a Storm Trooper Helmet on.” It doesn’t do it for me.

You love him, we get it.

Finally some tangible medium for all my Bowsette ...for drawing wholesome shapes.

In all my years of playing FIFA I’ve never touched UT or spent a dime more than the the actual standard game price. I’ve always felt I had a complete experience. Maybe it’s an impulse thing with people. They know it’s there so they’re tempted.

Awesome. Maybe I’ll come around on Danny then.

I really liked Alex in last year’s The Journey. I kept him cool as a cucumber though. Didn’t care much for Danny, Kim was a nice addition. I look forward to her story expand the most.