I think it should read. “...Classic Anime Intro” I can’t picture an anime opening today without these:

lol. That suck though. I thought there would be an alternate ending where Alex gets kicked off the team and ends up playing Sunday League back home.

I thought this was silly at first. I then remember I always wanted one of these when I was younger and could never find a way to buy it.

Thing that gets me mad about The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce is that they gave him a star for being a producer in beauty contests and “the apprentice”, but they just gave Selena Quintanilla a star last year. More than two decades after her dead. Fucking A.

Your uncanny resemblance will go unused.

Amerikanskiy heros.

I get the feeling they must have hit their head on their desk too many times when they were kids. You know with all those ‘duck & cover’ drills and what not. I wonder what they were for...

LOL Seriously, who did this to Dan? 

now when you say “obscure”...

I think it went like this. Putin: “You know what would be pretty cool? If you showed me the launch codes. That would make you a pretty cool dude.” Trump: “I can’t wait to show my good friend all my cool stuff.”

This is my thinking. A percentage of those people come from indigenous tribes. They speak their native dialect and some of them can barely speak Spanish. I guess what happens in those cases is a Spanish translator comes and shoves paperwork in their faces aggressively and they sign out of fear or confusion. 

I’m pretty sure that’s Pablo Escobar.

I need a transcript of what was said on that set.

If these people were a few shades darker, that would be the case.

I like to tease my Dad by opening up google maps and ask him where exactly is that rocky hill he had to walk everyday. Of course he always says “they moved it.”

why text when you can gif?

I bet they’re willing to trade in for a...

That’s acceptable.

*I’m new to this meme. Don’t razz me please.

I am so happy this exists. I want to know what happens next.