It’s always a treat to see Jeff Goldblum. I specially love his interactions with Conan. The sexual tension is palpable. lol

Somehow I feel the Execs are happy this is the story coming out of Wells Fargo.

They can literally destroy your whole company.

What gets me about the show is that I find it hard to find the joke.

I know how dogs eat spahett that scene is going to be short:

Toxicity is the new currency and Twitch is in the market.

That’s what had me messed up. We did go at it a couple of times, but I somehow knew we weren’t gonna end up together. I mean, she was the one who approached me and started talking and flirting and all that stuff. She seemed genuinely happy when we were together, but I guess she was just biding her time for the dude.…

Only thing that would be noteworthy is if she got paid in Rubles.

That sounds a little like what we call in Mexico a “sincronizada” The most traditional way is to have 2 flour tortillas with Oaxaca cheese and ham. heated flat on a skillet.

Not necessarily the same thing by a long stretch, but I found out the girl I was dating for a while was only dating me because she was bouncing back and forth with her boyfriend who worked at Abercrombie. Tall blonde hair blue-eyed ripped muscles. I’m here being short and fat. Really fucked with my self esteem. Didn’t…

That’s why I said The Mid-South.

That’s heartbreaking. Sadly the girl died. I was doing electrical work at Le Bonheur when there was news of a little girl getting shot during a drive-by. Recently there’s been too many stories of children getting shot in the tri-state area of the MidSouth.

what....what is she gesturing with her hand?

baby steps.

I’m usually not that big into nostalgia fulled impulses to bring back things from my youth. I’ve let die my fair share of Tamagotchis. I can move on from that. HOWEVER, if I can remember my neopets pasword and remember the email I used to sign up, I’d be all over that shit.

It invalidates your claim about indigenous groups coming up with it.

I’ll take Pipe Dream for 200, Alex.

It’s astonishing how easily these die hard patriots forget the cold war. It must have been all those atomic bomb drills. Or maybe they rationalize: “that was U.S.S.R., this is Russia.”

It deserves more covfefe

Señorita Slonim was teaching Español, so she’s not wrong. You don’t apply Spanish grammar to English.