I prefer my hairbrush flask, I use it and I don't care how I look in my selfies.

Jesus Motherfucking Christ on a bicycle in June. This CANT be real. Real, rational human beings can't possible operate like this.

When I was in India, there was a Pink Subway car just for women, and occasionally a pink Tut-Tut that was women only.

We did the traditional vows, and I wouldn't change it. There's something poetic about making the same vows as my parents and grandparents, etc. Also, they sum everything up: "I choose you, come what may."

One big, high quality monitor > multiple small, mediocre monitors.

I thought about it, but there's two schools of thought here: some people (including myself) can't go back from dual monitors. Other people, however, prefer to have one BIG monitor instead of two normal-sized ones—which makes sense in some cases (like gaming). I prefer having the natural division of two monitors for…

The patriarchy isn't really that good for men, either.

this is the aid package they really need:

These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker:

These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker:

keep it simple, dumbass

keep it simple, dumbass

Never thought about it but they really are my benevolent overlord. Their services are so important to so many aspects of my life at this point I would be lost without them. I am still mourning the loss of Google Reader.

Every time we talk about people not being able to afford things, someone always comes in with a comment that says "just live within your means and everything is fixed."

I mean, if you really want a cheap but good shave, and are only doing legs and pits, get a safety razor. The blades are cheap as hell.

I took a bike trip through Napa Valley once and tasted wonderful vintages. When it came to buying a case of these wines, simply the mention of Pennsylvania put a dead stop on being able to purchase them. Govenor Corbett, tear down this Wine Wall! Vino Freedom for All.