The thing that people should be upset with about the O.J. acquittal is that his wealth and high profile diverted justice. If O.J. were a poor black man, he would still be in jail if not dead.

I’m convinced Putin is behind this whole thing as a gambit to try and save his puppet from being removed from office.

I’m not going to lie, I relate to this movie so hard on many levels. I actually had my own emotional support hipster though so I don’t find the premise so out crazy. I hired him on the spot in a Guitar Center when my life was falling apart and he changed our lives like a heavy metal Mary Poppins. So what I’m saying is…

My Medela spoke to me while I pumped. Sometimes it was inspirational “keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going” and sometimes not so inspirational “I’m done, I’m done, I’m done, I’m done”
Is that weird? Anyone else?

You’re trying way too hard. Either he’s spiting Chuck Schumer, or he sees this as a “brilliant” form of leverage to get Schumer to agree to some other deal. Never mind that he’s yet to get Schumer on board with anything and has repeatedly torpedoed deals Schumer would have agreed to.

I don’t think any trailer has made me gasp so loud in horror, ever.

I’m confused. Is Trump a complete moron that can barely string together a coherent sentence without filing for bankruptcy, or is he an evil genius with the knowledge and foresight to intentionally depress the property values of one of the largest urban corridors in the world for personal enrichment?

I’m so sorry. I remember breaking down when I was pregnant with my second (our landlord refused to fix our bathroom and for a brief and weird hour I beleived we literally not have a pot to piss in) and I just kept crying until finally my 18 month old (because I really know how to space them) started patting me on the…

It will get better, hon - I promise. Mr. Lana has lost his job like 6 times in the 11 years we’ve been together, and I’ve been stuck being the sole breadwinner with a small child. I know how much it massively sucks right now, but your luck will change. He will get hired. Your babies won’t be little babies forever.

If I hear anything that sounds like the wheeze of a Medela, my anxiety spikes.

Seeing that bag of pumped breast milk spill, I thought, “This is a horror movie. NOOOOOOOOO!”

Emotional Support Hipster

It’s definitely not a sequel to Young Adult but on its own, I’ll probably appreciate it. “Theron’s life is fine to start” even when things are fine, motherhood is effing hard. Especially in that newborn haze. Your body and emotions are a wreck and you’re also caring for a new life, and this case, other kids as well.

I realize this is not as important, but I saw his film along with the other nominated animated shorts, and it was a half-finished pile of vanity crap.

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a…

What if he did?

She’s a repellent monster because she lies and actively contributes to the deaths of innocent children. The flagrant narcissism is just a bonus.

I think extreme thirst is the most widely shared ethos among the right wing punditry. See also: Yanapopadopalous, Milo and Hannity, Sean “Human Pair Of Dad Jeans”.

Not even the best part. Look where they found her: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/executive-producer-reveals-dana-loesch-begged-star-sitcom-hot-young-mom-far-right-radio/

Think about this for a second. Dana Loesch is NRA spokesperson because she was THE MOST PERSONABLE INDIVIDUAL THEY COULD FIND TO DEFEND THEIR BULLSHIT.