What a fucking horrible human being. I’d like this evil bitch to personally experience the terror of trying to flee a “crazy insane” person armed with an AR 15.

Logical conclusion: Dana Loesch also wants us to ban the handguns that are responsible for so many deaths in Chicago?

Lena Dunham is so incredibly Bitch Eating Crackers to me now - it doesn’t matter what she says, I’m going to be annoyed by it.
That is all.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

“Heavily Pregnant” is such a gross phrase.

I’ll be the one to say it, baby feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.

Rick Scott can’t run for governor again, and I get the feeling he isn’t going to try for the Senate this year with the Trump administration in such disarray, so he literally has no fucks to give about what his constituents think. He won’t let himself be put in any public shaming position that could be used against him…

He thought he’d resurrect his presidential ambition by being the voice of reason in the GOP over gun control.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

Hi! Friendly neighborhood litigator here! This isn’t so much a burn on Taylor as it is an accurate statement of copyright law. You can’t copyright short, commonly-used phrases, because that’s not really what the law is intended to protect, and the law shouldn’t be used to create monopolies on super-common phrases…

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Judges gonna judge.

The worst part is that wasn’t just a single photo, but an incident that went on for twenty-seven minutes straight, where a wealthy, powerful female celebrity was choked four times, outside in a public place, with multiple eyewitnesses and paparazzi shots. And no one did a damn thing to intervene or even ask if she was…

“...police don’t have the resources or opportunity to go back and check on victims a couple days later,” she added. The lack of immediate visible injuries “interferes with criminal justice approaches,” Sorenson noted, since numerous states require visible injuries “as a criterion for arrest.”

I flipped the script one time and ask them the same questions they asked me (including, “where is your family really from”). He eventually said that his family was Ireland. So I told him to go back to Ireland so that he could be surrounded by a sea of shiny white faces.

Americans are weird about where they came from. My parents aren’t from this country, and I travel a lot. I’ve met many Americans who claim to be Irish, German, French, Swiss, etc., but never any “undesirable” countries. Then I’ll ask something about where because I visited X town or I’ll say something in that native…

Yeah but it gets really really frustrating to be asked this over and over again. Especially when your answer isn’t always accepted. And its even more frustrating because its something you don’t see white people being asked.

Everyone else “I learned so much volunteering at the garden club my junior summer!”

Yes I think being targeted by nazi trolls should go under “accomplishments” or at least “extra curriculars”.