Does a bear shit in the woods pee in the pool?

So what you’re saying is you are not throwing away...your....shot

More than 10,000 people enter the lottery for these tickets every day.

Do not apologize. I am not super squeamish, but the body fluid exposure is intense. My youngest once spontaneously projectile vomited while I was holding him and talking to my husband and some went in my mouth. IN. MY. DAMN. MOUTH. Not for the fainthearted.

Abdul assures her that it’s fine. “I’ve never had anyone just vomit on me like that before,” she mused.

You’re right: I have deep reservations about Obama’s use of drones overseas and his stance on electronic privacy, and it’s likely Clinton won’t be much different. Plus, I doubt that Clinton would have made the ACA happen. She’s still the lesser of two evils, and I’ll vote for her this time, but the DNC needs to tone…

Exactly. I’m a Sanders supporter but god damn it if I’m gonna let Drumpf in the White House door. I’ll take a million Hillaries over one cheeto-dusted baby hand.

They exist. I know at least one personally. He’s a piece of shit. It’s all a lot of complaining that the system is rigged and we need a revolution, and whatever bullshit. Like, MOTHERFUCKER, we live in a country with actual elections, a stable government, and the fucking rule of law. DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT…

It’s the equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum and mashing their PB&J into the carpet because they wanted it with the crusts CUT OFF, DAMMIT!

Granted I usually live under a rock and am actively trying to avoid a lot of the election coverage (b/c it’s more a circus than honest journalism), but these alleged “feminists” saying we need to elect Hillary b/c she’s a woman - I could swear this is mostly a strawwoman cooked up by Bernie and the RNC or trolls just…

We have a duty to vote for Hillary (if indeed she gets the nomination) because we don’t want Greg Stillson to be president. The only difference between the antagonist in The Dead Zone and Donald Trump is that Trump could hold a kid in front of him as a shield, and his supporters would love him even more.

Who is saying that? We have a duty to vote for Hillary because she’s the better of the two candidates

She is the only person I have ever liked better because of Twitter. She’s so goddamn good at Twitter.

Back in 2004 a liberal/libertarian friend bragged that he was going to vote for Bush because he wanted people to see “how bad this country could get” if we put another Republican in power. It makes me sick to think that people torpedo progress because it doesn’t fit their idealized view of the 100% perfect progress.…

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.

...and someday you can look back and know that you did your part to stop an orange cloud of fascism from taking over your country, even if it wasn’t you who stood the most to lose.

BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!

AND SHE IS POSSESSED.

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

Nothing “works” to keep someone sober. You work to be sober. There are tools that help. You know what doesn’t “work”? Not trying.