They named their kid Alaska? Sorry, but there is ONLY ONE ALASKA. Shame on THEM.

Juneau it.

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

White privilege isn’t a thing at all. Naaaaaaaawwwwwwwww. Couldn’t be. Just a total coincidence.

They did the same shit to Jodi Arias and that lady who threw her daughter in a swamp. The whole legal system is predicated on picking idiot juries and then dressing up suspects as nerds from Saved By the Bell.

And whether or not the young man can still flash his easy-going smile and enjoy rib eye steaks. If not, the impact this has had on him is already too great.

I don’t know. Jon Stewart and Steve Carell both left their jobs because they wanted to spend more time with their families. They didn’t call them “parental responsibilities”, but is it not the same thing? Banks could obviously afford to have someone help her with the children, but she wants to be there more often I…

Did you call his wife a living hell?

Kanye doesn’t sleep, so a 2am show is perfect. Kanye doesn’t care if HUMANS sleep and have work on monday. He is obviously a cyborg, cyborgs do what they want.

I’d think that whatever space Kanye occupies at any time could be considered a living hell.

I like how he says that this is a nation of laws immediately after threatening to mete out vigilante justice to any trespassers.

This is the dumbest comment I’ve read all week.

My Emma had a similar vibe about her. She was gorgeous and she knew it and she worked it with no effort.

I’d love to own an actual fox. My grandmother adopted one back in the day and it never left her side.

I too have a mesmerizingly beautiful dog. He hypnotizes me into feeding him salami. I am powerless to his persuasion.

People ask me all the time if my dog is part fox.

This is an actual case of literal resting bitch face.

I know that we shouldn’t be surprised by it at this point, but when news first broke of his death I’m pretty sure this is the last fucking thing that anybody expected. 3 years 6 months 24 days for me since my last hit of dope and my heart is truly with anyone out there reading this that is still suffering from this…

I remember the day (as a wee one of no more than 5) my adult neighbor and I had this exchange