Exactly. It’s also why women continue to want amazing memorable proposals, and men want to give them: because we want markers in our lives that feel “magical” somehow. We want to believe that we’re somehow special or unusual, and the world isn’t just waking up to the same old shit every day.

My boyfriend and I met online, way back when it was not that cool to admit that you cruise Craigslist for dates. I really don’t think he ever told anyone how we actually met. I regularly told people because I thought it was funny or edgy or something, I don’t know.

Thank you for being honest. I’m calling bullshit on the women saying that they’d find this cute and not creepy. Complete bullshit.

Yeah, this is no different than asking a friend where their cute friend likes to hang out, and then going there.

Why? Because our lives are mundane drudgery and all of us want something, no matter how brief and stupid, that is magical and special to happen to us. No one gets an owl at age 11, no one follows a white rabbit down a hole. We sustain ourselves with fictions because reality is mostly an awful, cold place where you…

I saw this on Prudie the other day and couldn’t believe the comments that thought it was totally ok and not creepy. If I was this guy’s wife and he told me the real story behind our initial meeting I would reevaluate our entire relationship through that lens, wondering what other weird stuff had gone on unbeknownst to…

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

So far Sephora is only carrying the masks, the face sprays, the panda eye and hand cream products, some lotions, and some lip balm, but I’m hoping they’re going to expand that soon and get some of the Tony Moly makeup, too.

Nudity just isn’t exciting enough anymore, I guess.

I’m honestly not seeing surgery. Fillers, botox, and lots and lots of really skillful makeup.

Yea, guys, Kylie Jenner is just totes growing up like everyone else. No surgery. That would be crazy. Like, she’s Kylie, def not trying to be the reincarnation of Kim.

Not even joking but on my 18th birthday gift was a nose job, which I turned down. As much as I’d like to ridicule Kylie Jenner, growing up in a vapid and superficial family haunted me for years until I got therapy.

Evangelize me, captain. Top three products? Despite being Actually Asian, I’m a notch darker than the usual lightest shade, but two notches lighter than the next-best in the middle. Etude and Missha have failed me in this respect, even though I otherwise liked Missha a lot.

I knew every line from The Book of Mormon soundtrack before I saw it, the show was amazing anyway (plus all of the sight gags were new to me). Since I won’t be able to see Hamilton until the tour comes to the Kennedy Center, I’m getting the soundtrack. Sorry, Julianne, but I see no need to deny myself some highly…

The folks at Tony Moly know what they’re doing with the packaging. If I didn’t have bills to pay I’d have bought the whole display, lol.

My all-time favorite brow pencil is Nyx’s Micro Brow Pencil. It's a perfect dupe for the Anastasia Brow Whiz, but a quarter of the price. It's waxy but pigmented (which is how I like my pencils!) & if you shop at Ulta, you can use coupons & occasionally get the buy one get one half deal. They come down to like $3.00…

I use the Nyx gel and powder, they come together in a little kit, and I put gimme brow on top. Look for gimme brow samples! or look for it included in a Benefit kit. I got my sample size inside a bigger kit, and the kit was under $30, and the sample Gimme brow has lasted for months.

I have had adult acne FOREVER and finally broke down and saw a dermatologist last year. Why I didn’t do it years ago I will never know (I was poor. That’s why.). She took one look at me, gave me a crap ton of samples of products, and my face was clear in 2 weeks. It hasn’t been clear in at least a decade. I still get…

So she's saying that it's not a clock? Do tell me, Sarah, what is it?

Amy Poehler and Parks should've gotten something at this point. God damn. NOT HAPPY but I love veep and JLD so. I'm conflicted.