Allow me to be your editor:

Wait, now just hold on with your “tamer ones love cuddles”!

and another thing, Koalas and Tree Kangaroos will SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT! Death? Maybe not but, LOOK AT THE CLAWS MAN!!

As an Australian you know very well it is a nation founded as a penal colony and is by definition an “island of death”.

Kids should be locked in the luggage compartment with the other animals.