That’s a great story. Probably bullshit, at least the orange mouse but, but great!

TL:DR: Don’t be squeamish. Go poison. Mouse problem solved .

Bills fan, huh?

Hmmmmm...not sure. Let’s ask the magic 8 ball:

So I’m not the only one who could smell the Axe through his phone?

That’s just hipster overkill.

Based on what they did with the shambling corpse last season (I thought they were going to be one and done in the playoffs, so...yeah), and an extremely limited sample size, I wouldn't say favorites, but I also wouldn't say out of the question.

Well, looks like she didn’t tweet AT Amtrak, just a tweet out to her followers.

Was it? On the tracks when it arrived?

Depends on how you feel about your family, Mr Bateman

I only caught about the last 10 minutes of the 4th quarter, but I couldn’t believe how many head shots went down. And nothing from the refs. That last big one, I couldn’t even believe the official calling offsetting fouls. That was so flagrant that Stewart should have been ejected.

Damn you Elon Musk!

Absolutely nothing!!

Comforting?

Hey! They lost 5 of those games by 3 points or less!

They’re FCS, so a walloping is ok, even if inflicted by Illinois:

I see what you did there.

Stop overcoming your steak.

This is already a thing that exists.