I’ll raise you:

You forgot Jeremy Piven, who offsets Bill Murray.

Duke:

Who is that douchebag looking guy?

I hate the Cubs, but they have the best celebrity fan.

If I won the presidency, after inauguration, I’d walk into the Oval Office, drop trou,stand in front of that big window, and commence wanking. I'd then make Al the secret service agent clean up my spooge.

I’m lying.

4 bites?

Can you imagine how much semen the Stanley Cup has seen?

If a hot dog is a sandwich, does that mean a TACO is a sandwich?!?!?!?

Per Bukkakil, who seems to be the expert, that is Kevin Federline wearing a goodwill couch.

Whenever I see this picture, I assume Magary is shopped in. He doesn't quite fit.

Thank for finally naming this nerd rogues lineup!

Did you replace every face with Drew’s? That’s some dedication to time wasting craft, there.

No idea.

Deadspin cover curse?

GOD DAMN. A man in a snuggle is terrifying.

Bear

+1 Rapture

So, does this mean that Tom Brady is the second coming of the Jesus?