They made an awesome fantastic four movie.

Oh. Fuck. Shit. You asshole, Kane.

Girls don't like football. They like making sandwiches for their husbands friends.

Seems you can vote for as many teams as you want, as many times as you want. So, vote for ‘Bama and 10 suckass teams.

That’s because they smell like satan’s farts on a windowless airplane after he ate a bowl of refried beans.

Marshall?

If I cast multiple ballots, do they all count?

SUNBELT CONFERENCE BITCHES!!!

This is fun. I hope some obscure team is number one, like Illinois.

oops ... Double post.

BRADY SHOT FIRST!!!!

Bravo. Either you’re serious or that is some great satire. I hope it's the latter.

Tom Brady outed a gay CFO from a rival publication, forever scarring his children and destroying his marriage.

I'd give you an indefinite suspension!

Jay Cutler is the second coming of Jeff George.

Hahahahahahaha