No! I will try that!!

I have no sympathy for you, sucker.

GI Joe!!

I’m know.

I mean, you're not right

This is some weak ass concern trolling

Your crazy cat parasites make you think that.

Back, hellspawn, back!

I think he’s afraid to post foodspin now that Drew won that stupid show.

Never mindNever mind

This is the most excellent, life affirming, topical, relevant, and important post in the history of Deadspin.

Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

For loving Costas? Or thinking he’s an asshole?

The queen does love her pearl necklaces...

It's what Stu would have wanted.

Wicker Park isn’t ‘near’ a beach. If you live along LSD, maybe.

Don't all bloggers dream of dressing like Matt Drudge?

Kattelynne, you are in so much trouble!

Teuvo makes me pretty fucking horny, too.

The Golf Channel sucks