Zombie Don Rickles?

I listened to Tollbooth Willy recently and felt great shame in the fact that I once found that garbage uproariously funny.

Oh, yeah

*ahem*

This is true and needs more stars.

Also, the Oberon legend grew in Illinois due to that year or two when you couldn't get any Bells beer in Illinois. Chicagoist wrote about the injustice of it weekly.

Hurry up and make that so I can buy it.

Nah, Marchman shops at Akira.

I am totally emailing my receipts to deadspin from now on.

CBFMUBFDEKHZDHHFSGcgeoj(&3(.$5-&5:&!!!!!!!!!

To quote Drew Caray,

Cmon, what did you say? We all want to know, so we can point at you, and say “HA-HA!”

He meant to say

Cool.

I read him at the daily Illini.

Been there. Done that.

Shut your mouth.

But seriously, what would you do if Denton hired him and renamed deadspin “simmonsspin”?

Yeah, dozens of writers working in the Marchman sweatshop for a 10 Denton-bucks worth of company scrip an hour, amirite?

Was this the ‘typo’?