It’s never safe. That is all.

He can circle in orbit? Replace the harvest moon?

I don’t think I noticed the “peckernose” before?

Uff, this is such a terribly condescending article. As an Indian urban woman from a city, I find her tone patronising to say the least. I have no desire to defend the deep patriarchal mindset that most Indian men, and several women, in my country swear by - but c’mon, this is ridiculous. She goes to a semi-urban part…

I just pictured several different cis dudes riding that wrecking ball naked, including my tall lanky bf, and fucking cracked up. So thanks for that.

I only lasted 4 months. I’d come home and cry most days. Also, the Saturday starvation parties would fuck up my blood sugar for 2-3 days, since I am a diabetic and have to eat every 3h.

It wasn’t the day after the 7-1. I ALSO had to teach that one, but traffic was better cause nobody was out celebrating! It was after a win, so street partying etc., and the route from my “ghetto” (which was exactly 4 miles from his precious non-ghetto school, on the same fucking street!) went past a whole lot of…

I read something recently that it was less about them actually getting the nomination and more about staying relevant / in the public eye. I think they are all hoping to parlay attention into something like what Sarah Palin had for awhile there.

well, there is that pesky jeopardy thingy. Generally, it attaches once a jury is sworn in and, hung jury notwithstanding, prevents a retrial. However, courts have found unique ways around that issue, so I wouldn’t be surprised with a retrial. (As an example, I had a trial where I requested a continuance before it…

This woman is awful. My dad thinks she’s just a straight shooter (he has a Sarah Palin figurine on his desk, so there’s that) but I think she’s absolutely despicable. Nearly Bill O’Reilly despicable. (My dad also hates him, so there’s that.)

Lmaoooo, right. I hope he don’t spread his ignorance to his children if he has any.

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Maybe females should write, direct, produce, and distribute some female-centric movies instead of waiting around for men to do it for them? Asking too much?

Ooohhh, sorry! You even said it was Bobby Flay and I didn’t even click on the link because I was too busy jumping to conclusions. Yeah. That is tacky. Inventive, but tacky.

Walk into every room like you own it.

What? No. You didn’t watch very closely.

someone on jez needs to get on this stat

I’d definitely take the vasagel shot to the bean bag, but fuck this clean sheets pill. The physical sensation of sperm pumping through the tubes is not an insignificant part of the orgasm. And no, I am not particularly interested is “painting” my partner. Just don't want a less enjoyable orgasm.