She must be worth a lot more than $58 million, considering the fact that the trilogy has sold 100m copies worldwide and that was before the first movie was made. That wasn’t helpful for you, was it. ;-)

Come on, that’s some elaborate trolling by this Don Stair guy! It must be! He pretends to not know the most recognizable logo in tv history? NBC HAS to invite him for an extensive one on one interview. I insist!

That’s a rhetorical question, for as long as jezebel exists.

Well, phrasing is everything. If you say it like that, not too many possible situations come to mind. I still stay with the old *I don’t have to suck up to...*

the night ended w me threatening to smash my wine glass across his face.

Poseidon - it didn’t sink fast enough!

Nah, you do that for me already.

Every time I hear rich and famous people tell the world that it isn’t about all the money and fame, my bullshit detector goes off.

Who do you call a man? I’m a dude! People also call me duder, his dudeness or El Duderino...

The ‘kids’ are 36 and 38 and have publicly disowned her bilogical father by this instagram post. He retaliated and may have overreacted in both style and substance but I understand where he is coming from. Nobody wins here, imo.

Oh wow! Is that a real tattoo? Holy crap, where do you go from there? Maybe change your first name to ‘Nolege’ and pretend to be your own superhero?

Nobody has used ‘dudette’ since the nineties I guess, save some dipshits who throw around ‘larger culture’ references.

Counterpoint: he was also Snake Plissken in ‘Escape From L.A.’

Addressing them privately? That ship had sailed after this:

I hope you’re kidding. I really hope that. I wouldn’t trade my old man for fame and fortune, warts and all.

I concede. Can’t beat that pic. I overdid it with the ‘dudeness’. There’s only one more dude I wanna bring into this conversation

Pardon my lack of sensitivity. Is it this time of the month again for you?

Rapping is to singing what air guitar playing is to guitar playing. You can like ‘em both, but they are not the same.

Worked up? As a girl, you should know that this registers very low on the hysterical meter.

Dudes like to feel like dudes, and some would argue, they need to feel like dudes—or else. So the surest route to provoking a certain sort of dude to dude out is to question his dudeness in any way. It’s a truth as old as time and as obvious as its passing, but now, a very validating study has backed up the truth of d…