So, men people on dates lie and exaggerate to come across better and smarter as they really are? Who would have thought?

Amy Schumer is starting to look like someone who’s continuing to answer questions that people stopped asking some time ago.

I don’t know what the big fuss is about. It wasn’t like the ref interrupted a knock down count to end the fight prematurely. Bradley could have easily clinched his way through the last 10 seconds. He was hurt but still alert enough to move backwards and lean against the ropes clinching Vargas.

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men women chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

I’m sorry, but isn’t the main argument for women not taking their husbands name the loss of one’s own identity? If that is in fact the main reason and not some silly power struggle (‘somethings’s got to give, let’s make sure it’s him’), then why even suggesting that your significant other should simply erase his…

Why should your future husband even contemplate to take your name after you explictly told him that you would never take his?

What about those 12:4 wild card teams, forced to play on the road in the wild cards against a 7:9 division ‘champion’ of a weak ass division? Isn’t that ridiculous either?

Obvious being obvious: quantity =/= quality

If someone mentioned ‘women’s beach volleyball’ and ‘legs’ in the same sentence and promised to recommend all your comments, would that be helpful in any way?

I don’t want to be that guy but...

I see what you did there!

#teamnodumbcollar (also known as team Germany)

Don’t even get started about ‘cute’. That’s not it. She just tries way too hard to make everything about her. That’s the vibe I get from her.

Her hand on his shoulder and the expression on his face give me a distinct stranglehold vibe.

Lena Dunham, piggy-backing every historic social event since around 2012!

Amateurs!

...after coming from insult comedy?

Scorsese drool fest? Sure, after so many wins at the Oscars, I can see that.

I think the wedding was yesterday, so this works retroactively? Damn!